The Santa Claus Prank Goes Sour!

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As said, it is NEVER good for parents to lie to their children about Santa Claus so they will behave well!  Want the to behave?  Teach them the fear of the LORD!  Now here are just some disturbing requests for Santa Claus during Christmas found in a local newspaper- not for a PC, not for a video game system, not for an action figure, not for a new shirt, not for a Lego, not for candies that you put underneath the Christmas trees as the Santa Claus stories I've remembered that he only gives regular presents, no but these stuff ONLY God can do proving that the prank will inevitably lead to more lies...
  • "Dear Santa. . . If I could have one Christmas wish, it would be for my mom to get better. She has bad arthritis. Would you please heal her?"
  • "Dear Santa. . . For Christmas would you please give humanity a cure for cancer and a cure for AIDS, and would you please give us a new solar system where people live right?"
  • "Dear Santa. . . My mom and I both have disabilities. Would you please give both of us new bodies?"
  • "Dear Santa. . . Please bring peace on earth."

And why is that?  After all despite the facts that Santa Claus as a fictitious character is known to only come once a year, only gives toys but parents are continuously lying so one lie begets another!  Now from toys and stuff, children are NOW asking for miracles from Santa Claus.  What is pretty more disturbing is that they are replacing the all year round available God of the Bible for their false god that only comes around the world ONCE A YEAR (plus he DOES NOT even know your name when you first meet him while Jesus already KNOWS everybody's names before He meets them!) while the Lord Jesus Christ is around the world and ready to listen to prayers ALL YEAR ROUND and goes not grant the requests we have made for His honor and glory only on Christmas!!!!! 

In fact, maybe you can remember the excerpt of lyrics of the following songs:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town": 
He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

Doesn't that sound PRETTY disturbing to attribute Santa Claus being able to see children with their activities while he can't see what adults are doing?!  Or that, the adults will have to write letters to Santa Claus before he knows stuff?  Seriously those attributes are just what I'd say proof he is never the reason for the season.  I remembered enjoying that song as a child who was heartily believing in Santa Claus and LIED TO BY ADULTS that Santa Claus existed (which in turn, made me a bad liar as an effect but thank God, He has saved me from my sins through His Son the Lord Jesus Christ) without realizing that Santa Claus had already stolen the Lord Jesus from my heart just as the doctrine of "devotion to Mary, the apostles and canonized saints" have effectively blocked people who do them from knowing the direct access to Jesus.  After all, know that Santa Claus was derived from "St. Nicholas" and aside from the Santa/Satan letters (and we have plenty of SANTA aside from Santa Claus going around too!)... and one lie begets another.  As said, if I need anything for the glory of God, ALL I NEED TO DO IS PRAY IN FAITH and Jesus will take care of it at the right place at the right time- even help comes before Christmas and after Christmans.  But for Santa Claus if he ever existed, you have to wait UNTIL Christmas to get the help you need.  I do not have a once-a-year Lord, no my Lord is my ever-present comforter and help!

Just a thought also, NO normal human being can do this, you have to be either an angel, demon or GOD to do this with physics in control:
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each house, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. 
. . . a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. 
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons.
This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules [jewels-measurement of energy] of energy. Per second. 
In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
(SPY Magazine, January 1990)

Or just an excerpt from the editorial by Francis P. Church to Virginia O' Hanlon entitled "Yes Virginia There is a Santa Claus" which really has played the Santa Claus prank for more than ever.  Well we'll all LIVE forever somewhere someday, whether in Heaven or in the Lake of Fire.  Sadly, I believe Nicholas of Myra is in the Lake of Fire assuming he ever existed.
"No Santa Claus! Thank God, he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood."
(Francis P. Church Yes, Virginia There is a Santa Claus, The New York Sun, September 21, 1897) 

And also, here's the factual reality- people are already selling their birthright for a mess of pottage with this Santa Claus scam.  Children have rejected the precious Lord Jesus Christ for a gift, for a toy... in fact that's what is going on.  Then eventually, what happens is when they realize that Santa Claus does not exist, they will end up CHOOSING TO BELIEVE that God doesn't exist.  In fact, believing in the COMPLETELY NON-EXISTENT Santa Claus nearly turned me into a God hating atheist, but thank God that Jesus found me first!  And here's a little bit of stuff- Jesus is 100% sure and secure, Santa Claus like every human has his doubts therefore Jesus becomes the reason for the season.  Put Christ back in CHRISTmas.


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