Beware of Pseudo-Christian Cults, They're Nothing But Satires!

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Make no mistake.  The greatest disinformation agents in the media would be the pseudo-Christian cults and their followers.  Why?  Well here's what- these pseudo-Christian cults would look or appear to be Christian but surprise- they are ALL not Christian and they are but parody/spoof churches which Satan uses to criminalize Christianity and make fun of it!  These churches appear to be Christian, use Christian titles, try to sound Christian, copy Christian doctrine but spoof them up creating a cult and not an assembly of Christians.

What you read will blow your mind, what you read is not politically correct!  Here are just SOME of the MANY doctrinal marks of satirical "Christianity":

Note: Not all of them are present, if one of them is happening, it's a fake church with refutations in italics in the examples.

1.) Teaching the idea of a dictator god (not God).  Here are some examples of how they teach a dictator god:

  • The idea that God hates sinners and enjoys destroying them is teaching another god, not the God of the Bible.  On the contrary, Romans 5:5-8 shows us that God HATES sin but NOT the SINNER by sending His only Son, Jesus Christ to die for their sins.  Some of them even pose to be Baptist churches like the Landover Baptists (which started out as a media satire, now a works salvation cult) and the Westboro Baptists.  Beware!
  • Teaching works savlation either it is to be earned by works or maintained by works.  The doctrine of works salvation makes God a dictator.  Sad but true.  Works salvation is totally unrealistic, impractical and not to mention, if God were enforcing it NOBODY would enter Heaven by His standards because He would not allow even one sin in His presence and ALL have sinned (Romans 3:10-23).  It's a doctrine that they cannot keep.  Even the best of Christians can fall into the worst of sin.  For example, David wrote the Psalms of praises yet he at one point fell for Bathsheba (2 Samuel 11).  He repented of that sin because he was saved, not to get saved again.

2.) Having weird ideas about Jesus Christ or in turn, preaching another Jesus (2 Corinthians 11:4).  Religions create their own Jesus.  Examples are:

  • Roman Catholics make several fake depictions of Jesus like the child Jesus, the Jesus that cannot refuse His earthly mother, the bread Jesus, the priests are another Jesus, the dead Jesus on the crucifix, etc.  All of their depictions of Jesus the Bible cannot agree with it.  Jesus is NOT a baby anymore, He is NOT hanging on the cross anymore and plus, He is NO mama's boy.
  • Several cults like the Mormons, the INC and the Watchtower Society to name a few attack the very deity of Christ by denying the Trinity.  Most of their Bibles remove 1 John 5:7 and say it was not inspired plus, they say that Jesus was only a man or in some, he was only Michael the archangel.  Mormonism teaches that Jesus was the half-brother of Satan.  However they are wrong as Jesus is God!
  • Other attacks include attacking vital doctrines like His virgin birth (in which would also defend His sinlessness) and the blood atonement.  Many modernist preachers deny the necessity of His blood and say it only pictured His death.  They are simply twisting around the truth in Scripture!
  • Many try to picture Jesus to be a hippie modernist who embraces every religion as good and that He wants all religions to come together.  Not so much if they read the Jesus of the Bible- they don't see John 14:6!  The Jesus this ministry upholds is a John 14:6 proponent!

3.) Attributing God's attributes to its ministers or whatever to man or anybody but God.  Examples are:

  • The Roman Catholic faith (along with diet Roman Catholic offshoots like the Lutherans, Coptic and Orthodox churches) have distracted its followers from God by adding other mediators that cannot truly mediate between God and man.  1 Timothy 2:5 is clear that ONLY Jesus can mediate between God and man.  On the other hand, these faiths have added Mary as a co-mediator and not only that, titles that are meant for the triune God alone like refuge of Christians, the help of Christians, the hope of Christians... well that's BALONEY! Check the Scriptures if you please, their Mary is NOT the Mary of the Bible!
  • In extension, the Roman Catholic religion with the diet offshoots have also gone as far as to attribute the forgiveness of sins to man like how the priest (or minister) declares he can absolve sins.  Again, what about 1 John 1:9 that sins should be confessed to God?
  • Some preachers dare to call themselves Jesus Christ on Earth making them an antichrist just as some of the Popes claimed to be Jesus under the veil of flesh.

4.) Having MANY customs and traditions NOT according to Scriptures (2 Thessalonians 2:15).  As said Scripture is tradition but tradition is NOT Scripture.  They reject the very Scripture to keep their own tradition (Mark 7:13, Matthew 23) in which many of them are just for MONEY.  Examples are:

  • Roman Catholicism has the Council of Trent make its rules and regulations and many of them go against the Holy Bible.  By declaring themselves the final authority, they are really blaspheming God.  Many doctrines of the Roman Catholic faith like the immaculate conception of Mary, transubstantiation, canonization of saints, feast days and even Purgatory were all manmade.  Oh yeah, don't forget the Inquisition too!  The Inquisition has criminalized Christianity in a way that man couldn't tell the fact that Catholicism is NOT Christian.

5.) A modernistic outlook calling themselves liberal when they should be called vile (Isaiah 32:5, Jeremiah 5:31).  Here are some MORE heresies of modernism:

Note: What was listed previously may also apply to modernist too.

  • It doesn't matter what religion you are in, just be good and God will understand.  That's so wrong as Jesus said in John 14:6 that He is the only Way to the Father.
  • Jesus cries whenever Christians preach against other religions.  Again, Jesus would weep not for the Christians but for the Gospel rejecters!
  • Christians who preach against other religions are not Christians.  Then again, Jesus blasted EVERY religion when He proclaimed MANY TIMES He alone was the Way in ALL FOUR GOSPEL ACCOUNTS of His life!
  • It's okay to serve God the way you want.  Not quite- read the Bible again and see what happened to those who did.  For example, Uzziah tried to serve God the way He wanted by burning incense but God smote him with leprosy!
  • Having a cafeteria morality preaching.  While they condemn stealing, lying and murder- however they condone sins like homosexuality, gambling and pornography as an example.  Morality is SUBJECT to God's Law (Romans 3:19) and relativism is NOT right.  God's Law is clear that sin is sin and NO amount of election changes it!  Note many works salvation preachers are ALSO homosexuals and even doing the sins they condemn!  Evil breeds evil!